$20: Weird yoga/circus poses with local objects. Examples: bridge under a camel.
$75: Acrobalance (circus) poses on top of the vehicle in an unlikely location.
$50: The Wilson Perk: in full “Castaway” fashion Paula with form, photograph, and enact a relationship with the object of your choice as we meander through the ‘stans. Choose a stuffed animal, an action figure, a random toy, or anything that you think would be hilarious! Must be PG-13 and smaller than a volleyball. This is your chance to increase the weird.
$500: A temporary tattoo of your face, applied to my ass, photographed while hanging it out the window at speed.
$20: Approach a local to teach me how to say “Thank you for hosting us in your country” (maybe with an additional chorus of “Sorry about America” depending on the country and the person) in their native language.
$50: Send me on the errand/adventure of your choice. Examples: “Find a local coffee house and make a friend.” Or “Find out how much stamps are in one of the ‘stans.” YOU CHOOSE.
$75: A ballet variation performed in an unlikely location and dedicated to you.
$500: Streaking through the desert in broad daylight.